Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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