Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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