the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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