That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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