People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I could make wine with my vomit
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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