We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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