Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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