The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
