I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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