She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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