Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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