But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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