It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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