He is such a slut. More and more my type.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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