She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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