I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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