She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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