Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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