That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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