question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Sorry about my life...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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