that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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