Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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