Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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