I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
