We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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