what if every blade of grass was a penis?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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