Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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