My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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