Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The beer is more important than you right now.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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