everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
The air taste purple.
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