He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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