did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im having a threesome with these popsicles
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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