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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn

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  And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I want her autograph on my taint

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  We need more drag queens in our life I've decided

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"

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• (716): View more from New York

  We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry

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• (818): View more from California

  I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far

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  Her name is susan

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