It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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