normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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