I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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