yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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