i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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