it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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