That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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