Say something about gay babies.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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