Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
where are my eyebrows?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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