all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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