I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Randomize
