Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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