walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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