so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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