Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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