walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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