Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If its not for food we ain't going out.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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